Quintessence

If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don’t like to have the distraction of the camera. I just want to stay in it.
Stay in it?
Yeah. Right there. Right here.

This is so important. So relevant. And poignant.

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If you’ve lost, or travelled, or felt the pangs of wanderlust, or have an instinctive understanding of fernweh, or if you’ve written your life away, or worked damned hard and got trapped, or dreamed of something beyond the normal existence you regularly find yourself in…if you understand, watch this film. Yeah, sure, maybe it’s a little saccharine but it’s also beautifully made, and relatable, and painful, and sweet. What more could you ask for?

It reminded me of this quote I found once, years ago. It was attributed to Hemingway but I sincerely doubt that somehow (I’ve never been able to find the source and to be honest, it doesn’t really sound like him – but it’s a good quote all the same)…

To stay in places and to leave…to trust, to distrust…to no longer believe and believe again…to watch the changes in the seasons…to be out in boats…to watch the snow come, to watch it go…to hear the rain…and to know where I can find what I want.

Music:Hinnom, TX – Bon Iver

House of Queens

‘When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die? Her malady begins far back before this day…’

Eowyn

The Return of the King – JRR Tolkien

In a grain of sand

A truth that’s told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

It is right it should be so;
Man was made for joy and woe;
And when this we rightly know
Thro’ the world we safely go.

– William Blake, from Auguries of Innocence

Salsa baby – Cooking Adventure #4

My dad works shifts so I wanted to know if I could expand our new cooking fad to include lunches. I thumbed through 15 minute meals for things that looked lunch appropriate to start with and settled on falafel wraps with grilled veg and salsa. This was quite a progressive choice as it’s meat-free and vegetarianism makes my dad want to cry.

First up, I’ll admit I struggled with this one. It spiraled out to around 45 minutes of cooking, mostly because the falafel was proving problematic. I was obviously being way too slow shaping them, so it got a bit out of control! But! Got there eventually.

It was a perfect summer’s day though so the meal was perfect. The charred veggies were delicious, and we opted to serve it with beetroot rather than the recommended red cabbage. So tasty! Dad got over his initial shock of being presented with a veggie meal, so that was good. I think he was mostly just pleased with the cottage cheese marbled with sweet chili.

I’d like to try this again to see if I can actually make it in a decent time frame. It got 3.5 Grumpy Dads out of 5.

Sadly I don’t seem to have a photo of this one so here’s an apologetic dog instead.

Light of my life.

Light of my life.

The problem with Divergent

If you follow me on Twitter you’ll know that a couple of weeks ago I read the novel Divergent by Veronica Roth. I had seen a lot of marketing for the film adaptation and it looked kind of edgy and interesting, so I thought I’d read the book before it was released here. It was a decision I almost instantly regretted. By the time I was half way through, I was so annoyed that I kept wishing the thing would just catch fire and end my suffering. And by the time I got to the end? I was actually angry. Every time I see it on my shelf or hear mentions of it, I become angry all over again.

So why does a highly successful, best-selling novel with a 4 star rating on Amazon make me so angry? Well, because it’s shit. This isn’t popular opinion but hey, it’s mine.

For those lucky enough to know nothing about this story, it centres on Tris (Beatrice) Prior who comes of age in a dystopian Chicago divided in a ludicrous faction system. This includes selfless Abnegation (that her family belongs to), brave Dauntless, honest Candor, peaceful Amity and intelligent Erudite. 16 year olds take a test to tell them where best they fit, but they can still choose which faction they want to belong to. It’s a lifelong commitment with no going back and no fraternising. Tris chooses Dauntless but she’s actually divergent, meaning she has traits from different factions, and this makes her a threat to the system. It’s every bit as simplistic and half-baked as it sounds. Think Delirium meets Hunger Games with a little smidge of Fallout / The Village (because I did not have to google the plot synopsis of the rest of this trilogy to pick up on the fact that these idiots were obviously being contained.)

Look, as I mentioned in an earlier post, I expect a lot from the books I read. I demand a lot from authors – I expect them to know what they’re doing and I don’t want my time wasted. And this novel does nothing but waste my time.

I admit that I find it incredibly difficult to respect a book that begins with the protagonist describing themselves by looking in a mirror. It’s cheap and lazy and any first year creative writing workshop would tell you not to do it. Why does anyone think this is a good idea? This happens on page 2 of Divergent so it pretty much immediately put me offside. I know that it’s also meant to reveal something of the faction system, in that Abnegation are not supposed to look at their reflection, but it’s a weak defence. Why do they even have a mirror in the first place? That whole scene could have been done without it which might have given it a little more depth, and maybe then it wouldn’t have felt like such a glaringly clumsy piece of exposition. That is all it is. This novel is an exercise in ignoring the golden rule of writing – show, don’t tell.

Tris spends most of her time telling you she’s small, weak and divergent. Got it? Don’t worry if you didn’t, she’ll tell you again in the next chapter. And the next one. And the one after that. It never, ever lets up. This is endlessly frustrating not just because it’s boring (we get it Tris, let it go) but it also stunts the character. It distances her from the reader because you can never really get to feel her growth or her strength. It’s all telling, you’re being talked at, you’re being told what the development is, so you don’t feel it. To make the obvious comparison, Katniss is so wonderful in the first Hunger Games novel because her internal monologue is telling you her fears and reservations but her actions show her true self. She thinks she’s not strong enough but she doesn’t dwell on it, she responds to the situation. Everything she does is defiant, even if she doesn’t think of it like that. You never get that depth with Tris because she’s too repetitive in what she’s telling you. She is small and weak, small and weak, small and weak…so her minor victories are supposed to seem more impressive? She’s too busy telling you what she is to show you it. The same goes for the Dauntless’ fearlessness in general – I don’t need to have people constantly jumping on and off moving trains every other chapter, thanks, I get the point.

And then here’s the romance with Four, who is so obviously the Abnegation defector mentioned near the start of the novel it’s a miracle Tris doesn’t see it. Especially since she spends so much time wondering about him and she’s supposed to exhibit Erudite traits. I find their interactions and spats so ridiculously childish and painful, and yes, she’s a 16 year old girl, but I mean come on. Seriously? She keeps telling me she’s divergent, and everyone else keeps telling me divergents are special, so can’t she be a little more mature? Just a little, I just don’t want all this storming off all the time. And ok, yes, you could argue that she acts like a teenager – fine, I accept that – and she also acts naively because she’s from Abnegation, and so doesn’t have a lot of practical world experience. I could accept that as a defence if we were shown a bit more naiveté from her, a little more sense of her inexperience. There is nary a hint of that until her final fears test and you could call her many things, but I don’t think naïve is one. But maybe the problem is that Four has no real personality of his own. He’s supposed to be intimidating and broody…but he’s no Edward Cullen. Say what you want about Twilight but it hit all the right marks when it comes to teenage emotions, that’s why it resonates with people and that’s why it was huge. The characters in Divergent don’t feel multi-faceted, there’s no real emotional depth. They don’t make me feel anything they feel cause as far as I can tell, they don’t feel anything at all. Sure, they tell me they do, but I don’t see it. An actual visceral response is never initiated. So when Tris has what one assumes would be a terrible emotional decision to make in the climactic battle, coming face to face with her brain-washed friend, you feel nothing when she shoots him. Who is he really? Who is she? Same thing with her parents, am I supposed to be moved? I was never given any reason to care about them. Compare that to Rue’s death in The Hunger Games or Dobby in Harry Potter. You should care about characters dying, otherwise what’s the point even including them?

Regardless of the weak execution of a concept, one-dimensional characters that show no growth and a lack of heart, the novel’s biggest problem is that it doesn’t exist in a vacuum. Maybe I could forgive it all these things if not for the fact that there is a legion of dystopian fiction novels out there. Obviously The Hunger Games comes to mind because it’s the leader of the pack, having been published in 2008, and it’s in the public consciousness because of the films. It’s not a series without its flaws (first book being brilliant, second being ok, and the third being a huge disappointment – I’ve always felt that Suzanne Collins was forced into writing a trilogy and that we all got short-changed as a result) but it definitely blazed the trail for this kind of fiction. The other novel that instantly came to mind for me was Delirium by Lauren Oliver, released in January 2011, 3 months before Divergent. If there had been a bigger gap between publication times, I’d say Roth borrowed a lot from Oliver but as they came out practically at the same time, it was obviously just a zeitgeist thing. The two novels are extraordinarily similar, in style and execution.

Delirium is set in a future where love is a disease and the pockets of civilization exist in cordoned off cities. A surgical cure for love is mandatory for all citizens as soon as they turn 18 but shortly before the protagonist, Lena, is meant to have her procedure she falls in love with an Invalid – i.e. someone who didn’t have the procedure and lives in the wild unregulated territory beyond the border of the city. There is a resistance in the wild that opposes the government and the cure, and the premise of the novel is Lena fighting to decide whether she’ll acquiesce to society’s expectations or join the resistance and fight for love. I read Delirium when it was first published and I can’t say I immediately liked it. I found Lena a bit tedious to start with but I was intrigued by the idea so I kept reading, and it slowly got more engaging as the novel went on. I would not have thought particularly well of it or even remembered it all these years later if it wasn’t for the ending though. It has such a satisfying final chapter. I later discovered that it was part of a trilogy but I’ve never read the other books because furthering the story would rob the ending of its power and, as it was the ending that redeemed the whole thing for me, I like to pretend that was how it all ended.

It’s because of Delirium that I kept reading Divergent. I kept hoping that it would have a redeeming moment too, that it would have an ending that would make me sit back and go, ok, yes, I get what all this was about. But, it didn’t. And that is essentially why I think it’s a huge waste of time. I’ve seen it done before, and I’m not being offered anything remotely different, new or better.

Truth be told, that is what really pisses me off the most. The success of the The Hunger Games had Young Adult publishers rushing to sign dystopian, post-apocalyptic novels in the same way the success of Twilight saw the market saturated with supernatural romances. It’s a band wagon thing, YA is all about trends. That upsets me because it means publishers will sign things they may not normally sign just to make sure they can cash in on the momentum. It’s not about quality at all. The YA market is too small to tolerate this kind of BS. If an adult novel does well and triggers a trend, that’s not nearly as damaging because the scope of adult fiction is so much bigger. There were tons of Fifty Shades of Grey inspired novels but it didn’t impact on the overall variety available because you can look beyond erotica and romance, and find that there are still fantasy/sci-fi sections, mystery sections, literature sections. There are options. When the YA market is flooded, there’s nowhere else to really go. And it’s flooded for capital reasons, sacrificing on content and quality for a quick buck. YA readers are just as diverse and just as important as adult readers (and there’s nothing to stop young adults reading adult books, and vice versa, of course) and it infuriates me that it is somehow seen as a lesser market that can be exploited in this way. We should expect the same quality and diversity in YA lit as we do in adult lit.

Be better. That’s all I want.

But hey, my indignant anger is what fuels my own desire to write a YA novel, to write the novel I always wanted to read. God knows if I don’t do it, apparently no one else is going to either.

Music: Do I wanna know? – The Arctic Monkeys

Oh Lolli Lollipop – Cooking Adventure #3

I was so encouraged by our last effort that the very next day we tried out a third Jamie recipe. You can probably tell that my enthusiasm was gathering moment. Mum and I had gone on a grocery shop to gather all the spices on the recommended pantry list that we were lacking, and we were sitting down to work out future menus.

Our attempt at lamb lollipops, curry sauce, rice and peas was a roaring success. Maybe not particularly neat, but still. This was the first time we actually managed to find all the ingredients called for. I should point out though that my dad is not very keen on chilli at all, so I never actually add in the amount required. I’ve been substituting in chilli flakes, just to give it at least a little bit of bite, but not enough to put him off. This is working out pretty well. I think we might have gotten away with a chilli in this recipe though – he was far too distracted by poppadoms to notice! It was a very tasty meal, and the curry sauce kept well enough for later use (with naan. Hmm, naan.)

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Itchy feet

It was my lovely mum’s birthday on Thursday and as a little treat, I booked us a trip to Bali in May. It’s an incredibly popular destination for people out here on the west coast…probably because it’s only a short plane ride away and stupidly affordable. We’ve never been so I thought why not make the most of the opportunity? Girls weekend! Dad’s a bit bleak to miss out but it’s only two nights, I’m sure he’ll survive. I’m really looking forward to it! (Which makes me feel like maybe it’s a bit of a self-serving present to give to someone but…travel! Yay!)

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I’ve also booked my flights to the UK in August. Feels a bit silly to be going back already but whatever, I cannae wait. I’ll hopefully be at a university conference for three days and then the rest of the time I’ll just be kicking around. I’m 99.9% set on going to Iceland while I’m there as well. It’s something I desperately wanted to do last year but I just never managed to get the funds together. So while I’m up north, I figure I might as well make the most of it! Not sure I’ll have the opportunity again any time soon, it’s a loooooong way to go.

So excited to have some travelling lined up. I would still love to do some domestic exploring at some point this year as well, but when it’s normally cheaper to just go overseas, it’s hard to justify! But anyway, have to wait and see how my uni timings work out. And the saving, curse you capitalism!

Music: Luna – Bombay Bicycle Club

The Rory Gilmore Book Club

Those who frequently peruse the high-speed cacophony of Twitter or Buzzfeed will probably already have come across the Rory Gilmore reading list. An enterprising individual named Patrick Lenton (a Sydney-based playwright, fiction writer and blogger) compiled a list of every single book mentioned in Gilmore Girls and set out the read them all.

Colour me intrigued. I loved the Gilmore Girls and I’ve always been a keen reader. A difficult one, but keen. See, I’ve never been particularly good with persisting with books that don’t immediately grab me. I’ve left a trail of unfinished tomes in my literary wake…on this list alone, there were certainly more aborted attempts than finished ones. I have very little patience with books and I expect a lot from them. While I might put up with a crap film for two hours, I won’t persist in reading a book that I find lacking. Life is too short and there are far too many other books out there I want to read. Stop wasting my time!!1!

But, I digress. I kind of want to undertake this reading challenge, to broaden my horizons and read some things I never got around to. But I’m also acutely aware that I am very short on free time at the moment and, well, I’m difficult. I’m posting it up all the same and hopefully I’ll get to tick off a few more. The ones I’ve bolded are those I started but never finished. Part of me wants to swear that I won’t touch them again but I think that might be a disservice. Not all of them were unfinished due to dislike, and I did attempt reading some of them when I was quite young so I’ll probably have a better appreciation for them now. Might be worth giving some of them another go. Except for Dickens and Austen – I do not do classics.

It would be a fun, interesting challenge…if I could only find the time.

1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
4. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
5. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
6. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
7. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
8. The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
9. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
10. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
11. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
12. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
13. Atonement by Ian McEwan
14. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
15. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
16. Babe by Dick King-Smith
17. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
18. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
19. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
20. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
21. Beloved by Toni Morrison
22. Beowulf: A New Verse Translation by Seamus Heaney
23. The Bhagava Gita
24. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1,200 Jews by Peter Duffy
25. Bitch in Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
26. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
27. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
28. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
29. Bridgadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
30. Candide by Voltaire
31. The Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
32. Carrie by Stephen King
33. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
34. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
35. Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White
36. The Children’s Hour by Lillian Hellman
37. Christine by Stephen King
38. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
39. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
40. The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse
41. The Collected Stories by Eudora Welty
42. A Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare
43. Complete Novels by Dawn Powell
44. The Complete Poems by Anne Sexton
45. Complete Stories by Dorothy Parker
46. A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
47. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
48. Cousin Bette by Honore de Balzac
49. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
50. The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber
51. The Crucible by Arthur Miller
52. Cujo by Stephen King
53. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
54. Daughter of Fortune by Isabel Allende
55. David and Lisa by Dr Theodore Issac Rubin M.D
56. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
57. The Da Vinci -Code by Dan Brown
58. Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
59. Demons by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
60. Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
61. Deenie by Judy Blume
62. The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America by Erik Larson
63. The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band by Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx
64. The Divine Comedy by Dante
65. The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood by Rebecca Wells
66. Don Quixote by Cervantes
67. Driving Miss Daisy by Alfred Uhrv
68. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
69. Edgar Allan Poe: Complete Tales & Poems by Edgar Allan Poe
70. Eleanor Roosevelt by Blanche Wiesen Cook
71. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe
72. Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters by Mark Dunn
73. Eloise by Kay Thompson
74. Emily the Strange by Roger Reger
75. Emma by Jane Austen
76. Empire Falls by Richard Russo
77. Encyclopedia Brown: Boy Detective by Donald J. Sobol
78. Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
79. Ethics by Spinoza
80. Europe through the Back Door, 2003 by Rick Steves
81. Eva Luna by Isabel Allende
82. Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
83. Extravagance by Gary Krist
84. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
85. Fahrenheit 9/11 by Michael Moore
86. The Fall of the Athenian Empire by Donald Kagan
87. Fat Land: How Americans Became the Fattest People in the World by Greg Critser
88. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
89. The Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien
90. Fiddler on the Roof by Joseph Stein
91. The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
92. Finnegan’s Wake by James Joyce
93. Fletch by Gregory McDonald
94. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
95. The Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem
96. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
97. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
98. Franny and Zooey by J. D. Salinger
99. Freaky Friday by Mary Rodgers
100. Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut
101. Gender Trouble by Judith Butler
102. George W. Bushism: The Slate Book of the Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President by Jacob Weisberg
103. Gidget by Fredrick Kohner
104. Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
105. The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels
106. The Godfather: Book 1 by Mario Puzo
107. The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
108. Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Alvin Granowsky
109. Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
110. The Good Soldier by Ford Maddox Ford
111. The Gospel According to Judy Bloom
112. The Graduate by Charles Webb
113. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
114. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
115. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
116. The Group by Mary McCarthy
117. Hamlet by William Shakespeare
118. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
119. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J. K. Rowling
120. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
121. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
122. Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders by Vincent Bugliosi and Curt Gentry
123. Henry IV, part I by William Shakespeare
124. Henry IV, part II by William Shakespeare
125. Henry V by William Shakespeare
126. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
127. The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
128. Holidays on Ice: Stories by David Sedaris
129. The Holy Barbarians by Lawrence Lipton
130. House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III
131. The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende
132. How to Breathe Underwater by Julie Orringer
133. How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss
134. How the Light Gets In by M. J. Hyland
135. Howl by Allen Ginsberg
136. The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo
137. The Iliad by Homer
138. I’m With the Band by Pamela des Barres
139. In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
140. Inferno by Dante
141. Inherit the Wind by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee
142. Iron Weed by William J. Kennedy
143. It Takes a Village by Hillary Rodham Clinton
144. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
145. The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
146. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare
147. The Jumping Frog by Mark Twain
148. The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
149. Just a Couple of Days by Tony Vigorito
150. The Kitchen Boy: A Novel of the Last Tsar by Robert Alexander
151. Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly by Anthony Bourdain
152. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
153. Lady Chatterleys’ Lover by D. H. Lawrence
154. The Last Empire: Essays 1992-2000 by Gore Vidal
155. Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
156. The Legend of Bagger Vance by Steven Pressfield
157. Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis
158. Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke
159. Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken
160. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
161. Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens
162. The Little Locksmith by Katharine Butler Hathaway
163. The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen
164. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
165. Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton
166. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
167. The Lottery: And Other Stories by Shirley Jackson
168. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
169. The Love Story by Erich Segal
170. Macbeth by William Shakespeare
171. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
172. The Manticore by Robertson Davies
173. Marathon Man by William Goldman
174. The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
175. Memoirs of a Dutiful Daughter by Simone de Beauvoir
176. Memoirs of General W. T. Sherman by William Tecumseh Sherman
177. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
178. The Meaning of Consuelo by Judith Ortiz Cofer
179. Mencken’s Chrestomathy by H. R. Mencken
180. The Merry Wives of Windsor by William Shakespeare
181. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
182. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
183. The Miracle Worker by William Gibson
184. Moby Dick by Herman Melville
185. The Mojo Collection: The Ultimate Music Companion by Jim Irvin
186. Moliere: A Biography by Hobart Chatfield Taylor
187. A Monetary History of the United States by Milton Friedman
188. Monsieur Proust by Celeste Albaret
189. A Month Of Sundays: Searching For The Spirit And My Sister by Julie Mars
190. A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway
191. Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
192. Mutiny on the Bounty by Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hall
193. My Lai 4: A Report on the Massacre and It’s Aftermath by Seymour M. Hersh
194. My Life as Author and Editor by H. R. Mencken
195. My Life in Orange: Growing Up with the Guru by Tim Guest
196. Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe, 1978 by Myra Waldo
197. My Sister’s Keeper by Jodi Picoult
198. The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer
199. The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco
200. The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
201. The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin
202. Nervous System: Or, Losing My Mind in Literature by Jan Lars Jensen
203. New Poems of Emily Dickinson by Emily Dickinson
204. The New Way Things Work by David Macaulay
205. Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
206. Night by Elie Wiesel
207. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
208. The Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism by William E. Cain, Laurie A. Finke, Barbara E. Johnson, John P. McGowan
209. Novels 1930-1942: Dance Night/Come Back to Sorrento, Turn, Magic Wheel/Angels on Toast/A Time to be Born by Dawn Powell
210. Notes of a Dirty Old Man by Charles Bukowski
211. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck 
212. Old School by Tobias Wolff
213. On the Road by Jack Kerouac
214. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
215. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
216. The Opposite of Fate: Memories of a Writing Life by Amy Tan
217. Oracle Night by Paul Auster
218. Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
219. Othello by Shakespeare
220. Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens
221. The Outbreak of the Peloponnesian War by Donald Kagan
222. Out of Africa by Isac Dineson
223. The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton
224. A Passage to India by E.M. Forster
225. The Peace of Nicias and the Sicilian Expedition by Donald Kagan
226. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
227. Peyton Place by Grace Metalious
228. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
229. Pigs at the Trough by Arianna Huffington
230. Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi
231. Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain
232. The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby
233. The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker
234. The Portable Nietzche by Fredrich Nietzche
235. The Price of Loyalty: George W. Bush, the White House, and the Education of Paul O’Neill by Ron Suskind
236. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
237. Property by Valerie Martin
238. Pushkin: A Biography by T. J. Binyon
239. Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw
240. Quattrocento by James Mckean
241. A Quiet Storm by Rachel Howzell Hall
242. Rapunzel by Grimm Brothers
243. The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
244. The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
245. Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books by Azar Nafisi
246. Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
247. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm by Kate Douglas Wiggin
248. The Red Tent by Anita Diamant
249. Rescuing Patty Hearst: Memories From a Decade Gone Mad by Virginia Holman
250. The Return of the King by J. R. R. Tolkien
251. R Is for Ricochet by Sue Grafton
252. Rita Hayworth by Stephen King
253. Robert’s Rules of Order by Henry Robert
254. Roman Holiday by Edith Wharton
255. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
256. A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
257. A Room with a View by E. M. Forster
258. Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin
259. The Rough Guide to Europe, 2003 Edition
260. Sacred Time by Ursula Hegi
261. Sanctuary by William Faulkner
262. Savage Beauty: The Life of Edna St. Vincent Millay by Nancy Milford
263. Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller by Henry James
264. The Scarecrow of Oz by Frank L. Baum
265. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
266. Seabiscuit: An American Legend by Laura Hillenbrand
267. The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
268. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd
269. Secrets of the Flesh: A Life of Colette by Judith Thurman
270. Selected Hotels of Europe
271. Selected Letters of Dawn Powell: 1913-1965 by Dawn Powell
272. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
273. A Separate Peace by John Knowles
274. Several Biographies of Winston Churchill
275. Sexus by Henry Miller
276. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
277. Shane by Jack Shaefer
278. The Shining by Stephen King
279. Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
280. S Is for Silence by Sue Grafton
281. Slaughter-house Five by Kurt Vonnegut
282. Small Island by Andrea Levy
283. Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway
284. Snow White and Rose Red by Grimm Brothers
285. Social Origins of Dictatorship and Democracy: Lord and Peasant in the Making of the Modern World by Barrington Moore
286. The Song of Names by Norman Lebrecht
287. Song of the Simple Truth: The Complete Poems of Julia de Burgos by Julia de Burgos
288. The Song Reader by Lisa Tucker
289. Songbook by Nick Hornby
290. The Sonnets by William Shakespeare
291. Sonnets from the Portuegese by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
292. Sophie’s Choice by William Styron
293. The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
294. Speak, Memory by Vladimir Nabokov
295. Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach
296. The Story of My Life by Helen Keller
297. A Streetcar Named Desiree by Tennessee Williams
298. Stuart Little by E. B. White
299. Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
300. Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust
301. Swimming with Giants: My Encounters with Whales, Dolphins and Seals by Anne Collett
302. Sybil by Flora Rheta Schreiber
303. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
304. Tender Is The Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
305. Term of Endearment by Larry McMurtry
306. Time and Again by Jack Finney
307. The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
308. To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway
309. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
310. The Tragedy of Richard III by William Shakespeare
311. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
312. The Trial by Franz Kafka
313. The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters by Elisabeth Robinson
314. Truth & Beauty: A Friendship by Ann Patchett
315. Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
316. Ulysses by James Joyce
317. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath 1950-1962 by Sylvia Plath
318. Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe
319. Unless by Carol Shields
320. Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
321. The Vanishing Newspaper by Philip Meyers
322. Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
323. Velvet Underground’s The Velvet Underground and Nico (Thirty Three and a Third series) by Joe Harvard
324. The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
325. Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
326. Walden by Henry David Thoreau
327. Walt Disney’s Bambi by Felix Salten
328. War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
329. We Owe You Nothing – Punk Planet: The Collected Interviews edited by Daniel Sinker
330. What Colour is Your Parachute? 2005 by Richard Nelson Bolles
331. What Happened to Baby Jane by Henry Farrell
332. When the Emperor Was Divine by Julie Otsuka
333. Who Moved My Cheese? by Spencer Johnson
334. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf by Edward Albee
335. Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
336. The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum
337. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
338. The Yearling by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
339. The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion

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